Multiply Blogs (Part 4)

specially for Mamy.. - May 23, '09 12:36 AM

Hindi ko alam kung bakit, pero nauuso yata ngayon ang mga corny jokes at pick.up lines, kahit saan kasi..eh maririnig mo ang mga linya at hirit nato... Minsan nga..malilito ka kung anong dapat mong maging reaction, kumg matatawa ka ba? magagalit o maaawa na lang sa nag.deliver..Eto ang madalas kong problema pag humihirit na ng mga corny jokes at pick.up lines ang mga kaklase ko, kaibigan, professor..lalong-lalo na si mamy (well, itago na lang ntin xa sa codename na 'yan..)...
Eto yung halimbawa ng joke na ma.coconfuse ka kung ano dapat mong i.react..

*Courtesy of Mamy at kay Sisy..sa txt..

Mamy: I hug you..(emo.emohan kasi c sissy that tym ei..)
Sissy: Pig ko **e**, mais.mais.mais!
Mamy: Ngano baboy man ka?
Sissy: Isipa na lang gud **e**, hug=hog...
(My goodness...pls connect?!)

Madalas din..may sariling language ang mga corny at sila.sila lang din ang ngkakaintindihan..tulad nung nangyari sa isang klase namin this summer..kay Mamy ulit..at kay Sir P....

Sir P: (nagtanong sa klase) Unsa sa English ang Iro nga naligsan?
(tahimik ang klase, walang makasagot)
Sir P: Eh di dog-mok...
Sir P: Unsa na pud sa English ang iring nga naligsan?
Mamy: Cat-ag!
(wow..nagkasinabtanay jud ang duha...)
Sir P: En ang isda nga naligsan?
Mamy: Fish-at!
Whew..no comment na lang!hahaha..

Pauso din ni Mamy ang sarili nyang dictionary...Sa palagay ko, kung magiging translator xa.. mas lalong hindi magkakaintindihan...Eto sample..

DUSTPAN - abog-kalaha
FEATHER DUSTER - balahibong taga-abog
FACEBOOK - mukhang-libro
BIOGESIC - ingat!

But then..mukhang natututo na xa ngaun..improving!
Eto ung pinaka.nakakaaliwng hirit nya..

Nagdidiscuss kami tungkol sa seating arrangement namin sa van nung nag.firld trip kami sa Davao, lahat kasi..gusto sa may bintana..eto hirit nya..

Mamy" Gusto man 'ta tanan sa bintana..mag.jeep na lang ta ei..
NYAKS!

.peace mamy..

.yabyoo2x..

.xoxo!

.bebe.pink!
 

Lab.layp ng mga NBSB.. - Jun 19, '09 9:52 AM

.the title sEems irOnic..hOw cAn an NBSB have a lovelifE?!wELl who says they cAn't have?! Havin' a lovelifE dOesn't mEan having a boyfriEnd..as loNg as it's aBOUt uRe relatioNsHip with the oPpoSite sEx..it may be cOnsidEreD a laBLayp oN my oWn pRivAte dictioNary..
.nOw..why oN eaRth am i talKing aBOUt tHis?!whY nOt gO strAiGht to thE tOpic..
.i miGht as wELl stArt wRiting aBOUt thE rEAL idEa of this bloG bEfOre i totALly fOrgEt aBOUt it..

.i guEsS i have to intrOduCe fiRst thE NBSB's..of coUrSe i'Ll hYd thEm in cOdEnAmEs..aNd mEntiOn thE bOis in thEir lifE..

.1st oN thE list iS my dEar fRiEnd 'it' (let's caLl hEr that way)..shE iS obvioUsly an NBSB..bUt shE has lots of admirerS and stALkErS.bUt thEre aRe sOme instances in wHich shE becOmes the admirEr..

-The STALKERS gRoup.as much as poSsible i dOn't wanNa talK aBoUt thEm..i jUst hate them..
-yAgit.wE'Ll hE's totALly niCe aNd 'it' cAn't afFord to bE mEan at him even thOuGh shE dOesn't like hiM at aLl and s0mEtimEs iRritAteD with him..
-thE gOrgEous.hE iS rEALly gOrgEous as matTer of fAct..and maybe tHiS is oNe of the rEasOns of his airy atTitUdE.
-thE ex.bf.my 1st bEt..i sO likE tHis fOr 'it'..bUt thEn..hE dOesn't have the courage enOuGh to bEtray hiS fRiEnd fOr the sake of hiS haPpinEsS..
-thE cLosE.fRiEnd. This is my secOnd bEt..and as of nOw..the oNe that i'm hELping..weLl, hE's a niCe gUy..hE's intELliGent enOuGh..and hE trEats mE..haha!
-the man.of.her.dReams..i dOn't reALly want to cOmMent oN tHis..hE is cUte..uNiqUe, smArt..and a jErk sUmtyMs..i dOn't tHnk he knOws hiS pRiOritiEs..hE caN't evEn mOve oN frOm hiS fiRst love..
-thE eLy.bUeNdia. The aLmOst pErfEct gUy..bUt the faRthEst and mOst uNrEaChAbLe of thEm aLl..

.nExt NBSB:'the royALty'..nOw..i w0n't enUmErate the boys in hEr lifE wHich aRe sErioUsly into hEr riGht nOw..i dOn't want to ruin watever they have riGht nOw..i'Ll just state here hEr crushes?!(i dOn't knOw if shE'lL agReE to the term usEd).

-The crush2x.an.this bOy iS taLentEd..hE cAn sing..hE cAN daNce..bUt hE dOesn't know hEr.
-the eyeglasSes.this bOy iS sMart and gUdLUcking..and dEfinitELy yOunger than her..
-the lowEr.yEar. WelL..I'Ll pUt tHiS oN her oWn wOrds 'cUte man c .tOot. Kya lng yAgIt!'..
-thE rEAL cRush.wELl..hE's a bit mALdito bUt hE's cUte..and hE's rELiGi0us(i tHnk) and kinD..hE's piLyo and hE's nEat..AND hE's sEmi.tAken..

.the NBSB fOreVer..'jan.di'..

hEr Past.he's rEALly a veRy intELliGent peRsOn bUt he is aLso very fAr.away..litEralLy,
HER pResent..hE's hEre..thEy're fRiEnds..vEry cLosE..wE tease them bUt they dOn't take us sEriOusly..
HEr fUtUre..is pResently in.love with soMebody.
Her new textmate..dOesn't sEem to cAre as of nOw..
Her soulmate..dOesn't knOw that they're supPose to be together..
Her fiRst kiSs..is busy stUdying..and is aLrEady takEn..

.thE last oN the list of thE NBSB..ME!
.i never had a boyfriend bUt i have two ex.es..

.ex.hUbBy..wEre div0rcEd..hE has an othEr wOmAn..i taLkeD 'bOut him oN my 1st bLog i tHink..
.ex.lAb.tEam..am bAck tO hiM..he's a man with a very goOd sEnse of humOur..and am reALly enj0ying my cOLlege lyf and he's oNe of the reasOns whY..I HOPe he realizes that..he beloNgs with mE..

.i.am.the.world!
.xOxO!
.bEbe.pink!